A meme about switching support from SpaceX to NASA because they don't support organizations that hire Nazis, featuring the side-eye monkey puppet meme.
I'm no longer supporting SpaceX and will change my support to NASA. I refuse to support any organization that hires Nazis. NASA:
A Virgin vs Chad meme contrasting a hard-working employee with a time-thieving employee.
thinks he'll get a promotion if the boss notices how hard he is working didn't lie on his resume lunch breaks never go longer than 60 minutes "Chad Time Thief" Doesn't snitch on others when they are goofing off as well makes memes on company time takes time out of his busy schedule to enjoy some funny videos always take the 2 paid breaks he is entitled to spends an hour messing with chair height settings "Virgin Hard Worker" graduated from college and now has to work to repay his debt is greatful to be working listens to podcasts that will help him become a more effective worker tries to hide when he is on youtube even when it is for work hopes to have a career in business administration or data entry tries to be friends with the cute receptionist realizes his job is pointless so does the minimum to not get fired clocks in from hour lunch says he's still on lunch said he has a masters in computer science on his resume, never writen a line of code
A deep-fried meme of a virgin sacrifice where the sacrifice claims to have sex all the time and then makes a 'your mom' joke.
*being prepared as virgin sacrifice* me: You're making a mistake. I do the sex all the time. shaman: *stops his ritualistic chanting* Name the one who takes your seed. me: Your fucking mom
A meme showing a brain scan with a needle going through it, accompanied by the text "No Epstein Files."
No Epstein Files
Vegeta is angry because a doughnut is not suitable for him.
RED NOSE DOUGHNUT x4 NOT SUITABLE FOR VEGETA
A meme about a divorced dad wearing a shirt that says "Snapchat me that pussy".
When your dad divorces your mom and can finally be himself SNAP CHAT ME THAT
A meme about the masculine daydream of sacrificing oneself to protect loved ones, featuring a person with a gun and a cigarette in a field.
The Masculine Daydream where you stay behind to hold off a pursuing force while your loved ones escape.
Squidward Tentacles with a bad haircut is used to represent far left liberal girls after a bad haircut.
How every far left liberal girl looks after getting the absolute worst haircut imaginable.
A meme of a cat sitting upright on a couch, looking contemplative, with the caption about wanting a snack after saying they were full.
me thinking about having a little snack five minutes after I said I was full
A meme depicting the trolley problem as the two-party system, where pulling the lever only changes the color of the trolley from red to blue.
The Two-party System pulling the lever changes the color of the trolley from red to blue
This meme contrasts hiring practices when men versus women are in charge, implying men hire attractive women while women hire other women regardless of appearance.
When men are in charge of hiring: When women are in charge of hiring:
A comic strip depicting a woman demanding better pay than a man, accusing a man of looking at her breasts, and then questioning if a man is going to pay for her meal.
I DEMAND BETTER PAY THAN JOHN! EQUALITY FOR WOMEN NOW! YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED NOR YOU BEEN WITH ME COMPANY AS LONG EARN THE SAME... STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS YOU SEXIST PIG! WAIT, WHAAA? YOU'RE PAYING, RIGHT? OR WHAT? ARE YOU NOT A MAN?
A tweet showing George W. Bush in a plastic poncho with the caption "OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN" referencing the 9/11 attacks.
Alice @AerithsSeat. 3h OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN CNN Breaking News @CNNFa... 3d BREAKING: Former President Bush announces that he has "something big" planned for the twentieth anniversary of 9/11.
A meme about ADHD and delayed sleep phase syndrome featuring the Distracted Boyfriend meme.
Many adults with ADHD find that they're most productive at night. They tend to hyperfocus on tasks and don't want to break their momentum. According to Dodson, after the sun goes down, they feel especially energetic and think more clearly. Plus, distractions tend to be low. Olivardia cited neurological research that found that the "ADHD brain is prone to a delayed sleep phase syndrome (DSPS)." Instead of having a typical circadian rhythm - with sleeping hours from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. - people have an irregular pattern of 2 a.m. to about 10 a.m., he said.
A meme using a photo of Cristiano Ronaldo at an awards show, with text about telling family they don't have to live in their old house anymore because it was lost in gambling.
Me going to tell my family that they don't have to live in this old and small house anymore (I lost it in gambling)
A meme about a school shooter sparing someone with Tourette's syndrome who then calls him pussy three times, featuring a surprised Buzz Lightyear.
when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times
A meme featuring a scene from Dexter with the caption 'How dudes be smiling at you when they find your mom's OF account'.
How dudes be smiling at you when they find your mom's OF account
A woman is undressing in a bedroom with the caption "I could've ordered a pizza and had it last longer."
I could've ordered a pizza and had it last longer.
A man urinates in public while a woman pulls their luggage, captioned with the phrase "Don't settle for anything less kings."
Don't settle for anything less kings
A 'Beavis and Butthead' style cartoon meme about using a direct pick-up line.
When you're too busy to come up with a clever pick up line so you get straight to the point. Hey baby, want to touch my weiner?
A teddy bear looks nervously to the side after hearing that his girlfriend told her dad that he isn't scared of him.
When your girlfriend is arguing with her dad and she says "my boyfriend isn't scared of you!"
Meme depicting landlords pulling heavy stones labeled with positive attributes while people judge them without knowing the whole story.
NEVER JUDGE SOMEONE WITHOUT KNOWING THE WHOLE STORY. I HATE HIM. HE DOESN'T DESERVE A TIP. SELFLESSNESS. STRUGGLE. UNNECESSARY HATE. Landlords. ENSURING YOU SAFE LIVING
An anime girl smokes and drinks, expressing disappointment at being surpassed in her field of expertise.
my face when seeing someone easily surpass me in the only field I excel:
A meme showing a man surprising a woman with a room full of guns instead of a house.
BABY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE MONEY WE SAVED TO BUY A HOUSE?
A meme instructing the viewer to combine the letters of their first and last name to create their king name, featuring a man in armor placing a crown on his head.
Your King name: All letters of your first name + All letters of your last name
A meme depicting a woman looking at a phone with search queries related to financial loss, implying her partner has made bad investments.
When she looks through your phone but all she can find is what is a margin call, can i get a refund on stock, best way to tell my wife i lost our life savings
A meme showing Bobby Hill looking out a car window with the caption "Dudes in the 1700's hitting it from the back."
Dudes in the 1700's hitting it from the back
A tweet claiming Iran was mining Bitcoin in the mountains, accompanied by a graph showing a sharp decline in hashrate.
So I'm just gonna say it, Iran was mining Bitcoin in the mountains. Hashrate Difficulty Hashrate (MA)
A soyjak points out the absurdity of planning to live in a city and specialize in white-collar work when believing society will collapse from climate change.
absolutely - I believe 100% that society will collapse from climate change within 20 years. That's why my life plan is 1. live in a big city 2. specialise in white-collar or artistic work 3. cultivate 0 practical skills
A Facebook post asking to like if a girl can be a gamer, followed by a rage comic panel saying "DON'T HOLD THEM LIKE THAT!!!"
Like if a girl can be a GAMER DON'T HOLD THEM LIKE THAT!!!
A 4chan post comparing the spelling of "Looney Toons" and "Looney Tunes" with a story about a person's parents calling them names.
Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)13:23:47 No.21641736 LOONEY TOONS LOONEY TUNES WB ?X WB maxresdefault.jpg 275 KB JPG Occassionally my parents call me 'waste of space', 'loser' or 'piece of shit'. It's unnerving because my actual name is Mark. Is this the Mandildo effect?
A meme showing a person in a coffin looking at their phone, with the caption 'Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell'.
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
This meme compares 'virgin movie monsters' to 'chad my father's belt', highlighting the perceived differences in scariness and impact.
VIRGIN MOVIE MONSTERS There movies should be labeled comedy if you ask me Only pussies get scared by these virgins Don't even exist lol Get worse every remake If you close your eyes they'll go away CHAD MY FATHER'S BELT Makes an unforgettable noise as it passes through the sound barrier Tonight, closing your eyes won't change anything Will help me learn my lessons Shiny and waxed all times Usually coupled with funny drinks
A meme showing a large group of men in tuxedos at a long dinner table covered in flowers, captioned with "Bugs when you turn over a rock."
Bugs when you turn over a rock
A meme depicting a group of people in offensive costumes with the caption "When you finally meet your internet friends."
WHEN YOU FINALLY MEET YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS
A meme featuring a woman with Down syndrome in a bikini and Skeletor zipping up his pants.
Victoria's Secret hires their first down syndrome model, SIGH (ZIP)
A meme showing Germany's reaction to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor, using the 'blinking white guy' meme format with a Hitler mustache added.
Germany: Alright, the war's going great, now we only have to worry about Russia and Great Brit- Japan: *Bombs Pearl Harbor* Germany:
A meme featuring a picture of J.D. Vance with a poem that reads "Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have got to do something about all these filthy immigrants" in a Valentine's Day themed format.
Roses are red Violets are blue We have got to do something about all these filthy immigrants
A meme comparing an average developer with a senior developer, contrasting a professional headshot with anime characters.
Average developer : var atpos=inputs[i].indexOf( var dotpos=inputs[i].lastIndexOf(" if (atpos<1 || dotpos
A meme comparing the policy positions of a virgin centrist to a chad centrist using the political compass.
Virgin Centrist's Policy Positions, Chad Centrist's Policy Positions
A tweet saying Iran is talking crazy when the president has 34 felonies, 3 bms and got popped.
Iran talkn crazy like this president dont got 34 felonys, 3 bms and got popped. Siri play many men
A stick figure comic depicting a setup and punchline, followed by comments of people repeating the punchline.
setup punchline Comments "punchline" I lost it when he said "punchline" Guy 1: "setup" Guy 2: "punchline" "punchline"
A wojak character labeled as a 32 year old 'vooter' is depicted enthusiastically voting, with text highlighting the perceived futility and naivety of voting.
The 32 year old VOOTER. "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! It is your civic dooty!!" Thinks his voot makes a difference and actually changes anything. vooted for over 14 years already, nothing changed. "OOOHHHH YEAH, I'M VOOOOTIN!!!!" Thinks vooting is the solution to the world's problems when it hasn't even solved anything in his own country. "Give me the ability to voot and I'll never revolt." Housing? basic necessities? nah just need voooooting. Still foolishly thinks "the people have the power!" like a child. Has no goals, thoughts or ideas beyond what the media or US government alphabet agencies spoon-feeds him.
A collage meme showing things people love to hear, including a can opening, a jet firing, steaks grilling, a gun firing, and a mouth saying "Because it came from CHY-NAH".
love to hear, "Because it came from CHY-NAH"
A meme about the layers of soil and digging deep, with jokes about clay, rocks, and finding treasure.
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of clay and rocks down there. don't bother.", SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME!, GUESS ILL THROW THIS OL' TIME-WASTER AWAY THEN EXCEPT..., THIRTY FEET DOWN, Sandy Loam: Who is she?, WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS?, oh, did some one lose this?, it's called "bed" rock because it keeps you ASLEEP
A man in a hard hat stands in front of a factory with the text "I GOT LOCKJAW DOING GRAVEYARD SHIFTS AT THE Dicksucking Factory AND ALL I GOT WAS LOCKJAW AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED".
I GOT LOCKJAW DOING GRAVEYARD SHIFTS AT THE Dicksucking Factory AND ALL I GOT WAS LOCKJAW AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED
A tweet suggesting men vent to women, accompanied by an image of an anglerfish.
Men, please vent to women. We DO care.
A tweet showing the dashboard of a Pontiac Firebird Trans Am, implying that modern cars lack the cool features of older cars.
Eric, CEO of the Swiss... This is what car manufacturers have taken from you
A Wojak variation expresses satisfaction at the thought of Ubisoft going bankrupt.
>tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go fucking bankrupt
A meme depicting a judge in the future using VR during a trial, suggesting that sentencing will be influenced by online donations.
Judges in 2040: “Chat, 50 gifted and I'll give him life."
This meme shows a woman saying "Treat me like a princess" and a man saying "LOL" in the top panel, while the bottom panel shows a car crash with police officers.
TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS, LOL
A meme showing a sad bald eagle because an American father's son answered 14 instead of AR when asked what comes before 15.
When you are an American father and ask your son what comes before 15, and he answers 14 instead of "AR" *Sad bald eagle noises*
A meme about fish in grocery stores being displayed on ice, featuring a man covered in ice in a bathtub.
No one: Fish in grocery stores: We really roasting dead fish now. They do be like that tho
A man pulls back his eyelids with his fingers, accompanied by nonsensical text about avocado toast.
Rook at me! My name is Jeff, how about that footbar game? Boy I rove avocado toast hahahah
A meme showing two lugers with the caption "I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand.."
I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand..
A meme showing a Pepe the frog being threatened with a chancla, referencing the "we have food at home" meme.
Me: *cries and screams in front of people because wants ice cream* Mom: "we have ice cream at home" Ice cream at home:
A tweet asking if beavers know what they're doing or if they just see water flowing down a river and think "absolutely not".
do beavers even know what they're doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think "absolutely not"
A man with fair skin and blue eyes is sitting on a couch with the text "I'm on my period yeah but those feet aren't".
"I'm on my period" yeah but those feet aren't
A tweet showing Nicolas Cage in a leopard print jacket and leather pants with the caption describing being drunk and hitting on a milf.
me 12 redbull vodkas deep and halfway thru an 8ball going up to the milf at the bar to ask if it's her 25th birthday
A meme featuring Walter White in a car with a tweet saying "DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS" in response to Starlink becoming available in Bangladesh.
ELONNN ELONNNNNNNNN DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS ELONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Starlink now available in Bangladesh!
Two Wojak frogs discuss the hypothetical scenario of Slavs working together to steal cars in Germany.
Imagine if instead of killing each other slavs worked together. We could steal every car in Germany in three days.
A meme comparing childhood and adulthood views on the bartender in Star Wars, with the adult view being more discriminatory towards robots.
Me as a kid: “The bartender in Star Wars is a jerk! Who cares if they're robots?" Me as an adult: "Get that Al Clanker [hard R] shit outta here!" We don't serve their kind here.
A meme showing a baby in a crib with toy soldiers and an American flag, with the caption "When you used baby oil so you know your baby is well protected."
When you used baby oil so you know your baby is well protected
A meme showing three commentators watching a lion maul a person in the coliseum.
anicent romans watching a guy get mauled by a lion
A tweet by Bethany Babcock joking that a certain style of jeans is responsible for the low birth rate.
My husband says that jeans like these are responsible for the low birth rate.
A man in camo pants stands in a kitchen with text about emotional labor and holding back jokes.
We never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry
A student answers a geometry question with "nigga you ain't teach this".
What figure has 2 triangular faces and 3 rectangular faces? nigga you ain't teach this
A meme about the satisfaction of writing code without using Google, featuring a farmer saying 'It ain't much, but it's honest work'.
when you write 10 lines of code without searching on Google. It ain't much, but it's honest work
A tweet about getting revenge on a high school bully by shorting him on fries at McDonald's.
The guy who picked on me in high school and then became a millionaire just came into McDonald's and I shorted him on his fries. Checkmate Justin, you fucking loser.
A meme showing Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic looking at a drawing of a woman in a niqab, referencing the "draw me like one of your French girls" line.
Draw me like one of your French girls
A meme comparing the reaction of nurses to a cop sleeping with multiple coworkers, using the side-eye monkey puppet meme.
"OMG that cop lady slept with 5 coworkers!" Nurses everywhere:
A meme image with the text "YOU WOULDN'T finish A task" in white text on a dark background.
YOU WOULDN'T finish A task
A meme showing a woman sleeping with her mouth open, captioned with the text "How some of y'all gonna look when I become a ghost."
How some of y'all gonna look when I become a ghost
A Wojak meme showing a man with a bell on his chair that he rings whenever he sees a POC in history dramas and advertising, much to his wife's dismay.
My wife is so tired of me commenting on every POC I see in history dramas and advertising I now just have a bell on my chair that I ring as an outlet of my frustration instead of talking about it. Fuck's sake more fucking Nogs
A meme using a screenshot from Ferris Bueller's Day Off with text about a father restoring something for three years and another person saying it's his fault he didn't lock the garage, above a picture of a tank.
My father spent three years restoring this. It is his love, it is his passion. It is his fault he didn't lock the garage
A meme depicting a monkey-like figure labeled '22 yr old Filipina single mom' riding on the back of a furry, yeti-like figure labeled 'Some 63 yr old white dude wearing socks w/crocs', with smaller figures labeled 'His family in the US' in the background.
22 yr old Filipina single mom Some 63 yr old white dude wearing socks w/crocs His family in the US
A meme using a scene from Doctor Strange with the caption "You can't do it freehand. I can and I will." followed by the text "when you put it in without using your hand" and a picture of Dick Warlock.
You can't do it freehand. I can and I will. when you put it in without using your hand DICK WARLOCK STUNT COORDINATOR
A meme featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as the Leonardo DiCaprio Age meme, asking Ariel from The Little Mermaid if she is 26 yet.
Hey girl, Hey, 26 yet?, No..., Perfect.
A meme featuring a wojak-style drawing of a meditating Buddha with the text "but chuddha what if-" and "it wont".
“but chuddha what if-“ “it wont”
A Twitter post showing an eclipse on Mars caused by its moon Phobos, with a humorous response about Earth being the best planet.
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe we've seen eclipses on earth, so here's an eclipse from mars. this is mars's moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
A Wojak meme depicting reasons for low testosterone.
"I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE SO LOW" "Casual sex and masturbation is healthy" "Pfff tap water's free, why would anyone pay for a filter or bottled water?" "Polyester underwear is fine"
A smug Pepe the frog meme asking viewers to like, subscribe, and share.
Like Subscribe Share
A tweet joking about Trump wanting to take "free Palestine" posters.
Trump saw "free Palestine" posters and said "hey, I'll take it"
A meme about divorced men setting their Tinder age range, featuring a photo of two women wearing jerseys with the numbers 54 and 19.
40 year old divorced dudes setting their tinder age range like
A scene from Pulp Fiction where Jules and Vincent discuss what the French call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
- And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? - مدقة الربع مع الجبن
Meme about dusting off a gun for World War III.
When WWIII is about to kick off and you've got to dust off the two time world champ
A meme showing a ghillie suit made of trash with the caption about preparing an urban ghillie suit in case someone gets stuck in San Francisco.
Preparing my urban ghillie suit in case I get stuck in San Francisco
A tweet by Maura Quint asking if we've checked all food to see if exploding them makes them better or if we just stopped with corn.
have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn
A meme of a man at a Japanese restaurant asking for chili, then mocking the waitress by speaking with a stereotypical accent.
Guy: Hey I'd like to have some chili Waitress: I'm sorry sir but this is a Japanese Restaurant Guy: *stretches his eyes* Herro, I'd rike to have some chiri
A meme showing a tweet about a roommate breaking up with his girlfriend who cooks for them, paired with a crying Captain America image.
roommate broke up with his gilfriend that cook for us
A woman looks up at the camera with a humorous caption about confusing Israel and Iran.
I thought isreal and iran were the same thing
A meme depicting a scene from the movie Kingsman to represent the feeling when an online gaming partner has to leave after playing for a long time.
When you've been playing an online game with a random person for three hours, and they finally have to leave: It's been an honor. Good luck.
A meme about a Facebook post suggesting that if your workplace looks like a photo of a meeting full of women, your job is meaningless.
If your work space ever looks like this, just know your job is meaningless and could be done by two guys every other Wednesday.
A tweet referencing a scene from Fullmetal Alchemist where two brothers attempt human transmutation, with the tweet text framing it as 'vibe coding'.
thinking about when two non-technical, unemployed kids tried vibe coding for the first time
A t-shirt with the text "A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn" above two symbols: one of a person talking with a line through it, and another of a person with their finger to their lips indicating silence.
A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn
A comic panel shows a woman saying she and the other person match perfectly because of their zodiac signs, while the other person thinks she is crazy.
So you're a Scorpio and I'm a Libra so we match perfectly together. Wtf this b*tch talking bout. Omg no way I guess we're meant to be
A Reddit post asks what organ you would upgrade, and a commenter says they would want a bigger dick because they were born deaf.
You can upgrade one organ in your body. What's it do now? well since i was born deaf, you could imagine that it's an easy answer for me. i would love to have a bigger dick
A Back to the Future meme referencing Iraq's weapons of mass destruction with a Wheel of Fortune game.
IRA HAS WEAPOS OF MASS DESTRUCTIO WHEELOF FORTUNE PLACE Hey, I've seen this one! MAKEAM GREAT M What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!