"The market will regulate itself!" The market:
How every far left liberal girl looks after getting the absolute worst haircut imaginable.
WORKOUT SCHEDULE MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT BREAK DAY CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT. LEARN THEIR RUNNING ROUTES.
IRA HAS WEAPOS OF MASS DESTRUCTIO WHEELOF FORTUNE PLACE Hey, I've seen this one! MAKEAM GREAT M What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
TV came with a whole living room set 💯
Driving to work every day at 5am because I wanted to be funny in high school. (CRYING)
Parents: you should be saving money for the future. The future:
Mr. November just fucked me over @DoctorPazuzu this image is from 1993 MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED IN ! FANTASTIC ! GAY! vroom vroom!
Netanyahu: "Charging me for crimes in Gaza is like charging George Bush for 9/11." Actually, we're all tickled to hear you say that.
Don't settle for some ordinary mid Woman, G! Get a 6 pack, a penthouse and a Lamborghini so you can attract women who will immediately leave you if you ever lost any of those things
when people are discussing world events but you ain't seen a meme about it yet. What the fuck are these people talking about?
My wife is so tired of me commenting on every POC I see in history dramas and advertising I now just have a bell on my chair that I ring as an outlet of my frustration instead of talking about it. Fuck's sake more fucking Nogs
If you can poke Prince Charles in the chest like he's your bitch, you may be a Rothschild.
I'm not sure what's more outrageous the haircut or the name. QUINDARIOUS GOOCH. UNLAWFUL POSS. OF MARIJUANA
When your girlfriend is arguing with her dad and she says "my boyfriend isn't scared of you!"
40 year old divorced dudes setting their tinder age range like
Spectra (new account) @spectraimsim. 20h thinking about how David Lynch was perpetually unable to find funding for any of his new projects before he died. DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 2d First trailer for 'SNEAKS', starring Anthony Mackie and Chloe Bailey as a pair of sneakers who get separated from each other. In theaters on April 18.
Mediterranean Sea, BUC-EE'S STRIP, Egypt, SINAI, Gaza, Israel, BUC-EE'S
How you look when saying that January 6 was an insurrection
when the sex was so good you accidentally say "i love you"... & she said it back now you in a relationship
me 12 redbull vodkas deep and halfway thru an 8ball going up to the milf at the bar to ask if it's her 25th birthday
roommate broke up with his gilfriend that cook for us
Me: I'm going out with the boys tonight My gf: Have fun! oh your dad is coming to help fix the TV so you can stay out as late as you want. You can even sleepover there, it's okay with me! Me:
When y'all been kissing and touching for 10 minutes and she tells you "go lock the door"
me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much
Daughter: Can we get McDonald's? Me at 35: We have food at ho...
When you've been playing an online game with a random person for three hours, and they finally have to leave: It's been an honor. Good luck.
You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... What? Pastels?
When you take her sightseeing but you're also trying to drop clues
FAR LEFT, FAR RIGHT, ANTISEMITISM
Kanye fans that like his music. Kanye fans that just like his racism
When men are in charge of hiring: When women are in charge of hiring:
Trump saw "free Palestine" posters and said "hey, I'll take it"
Told my Italian housemate a gangbang was when you go out with your friends so she facebooked this.. Pre gang bang selfie with the house #lads - with Ryan Warrener and 3 others. See More
"dude I'm not kidding, you just walk around in one of those fancy Dr. coats and girls will show you their vaginas"
Virgin Centrist's Policy Positions, Chad Centrist's Policy Positions
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of clay and rocks down there. don't bother.", SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME!, GUESS ILL THROW THIS OL' TIME-WASTER AWAY THEN EXCEPT..., THIRTY FEET DOWN, Sandy Loam: Who is she?, WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS?, oh, did some one lose this?, it's called "bed" rock because it keeps you ASLEEP
Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)13:23:47 No.21641736 LOONEY TOONS LOONEY TUNES WB ?X WB maxresdefault.jpg 275 KB JPG Occassionally my parents call me 'waste of space', 'loser' or 'piece of shit'. It's unnerving because my actual name is Mark. Is this the Mandildo effect?
when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times
you see babe, this journalists surname ends with "berg", now let's see his "early life" section just to double check
How I Made $290,000 Selling Books
Woman Texting Group Chat About Crush Double-Checks That 'Atlantic' Editor Not in Here
Every woman in New York, if Instagram existed during 9/11
When you finally catch the person that's been writing bad code all the time
Me fighting off thirsty girls in my DM after they witness my majestic meme wizardry
A freaky 7 is hotter than a 10 who only does missionary CHANGE MY MIND
When you used baby oil so you know your baby is well protected
thinking about when two non-technical, unemployed kids tried vibe coding for the first time
Are you making money on your investments? Yes Yesterday I lost a lot of money
When she said she wasn't going to be able to make it, then texts "you up still" 3 mins later
VIRGIN MOVIE MONSTERS There movies should be labeled comedy if you ask me Only pussies get scared by these virgins Don't even exist lol Get worse every remake If you close your eyes they'll go away CHAD MY FATHER'S BELT Makes an unforgettable noise as it passes through the sound barrier Tonight, closing your eyes won't change anything Will help me learn my lessons Shiny and waxed all times Usually coupled with funny drinks
Supposedly the moon landing is not a hoax. Can you present facts on why it's real? Not just "because le government said it happened, so it must be real". You can look through a telescope and see tracks the moon rovers made. NASA hand-drew those on every telescope.
At the apothecary contemplating which elixir of wakefulness to purchase...
Mom: iF aLL yOuR frEiNds jUMpeD oFF a cLiFF wOUld yoU?! 10 y/o me Current me
I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday. I never hire anyone. But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to. I make $300 a day in passive income with this method
When you pirate a game and run it but you see cmd opening for a split second and closing immediately after
The girl with a daddy kink when I tell her to hold the fucking flashlight still:
Waitress: let me get this mess out of your way. Me: I already called her an Uber, but thanks anyways
AURORA AUSTRALIS?! IN THE BLEEDIN' DAYTIME IN BLOODY SUMMER IN THIS PART OF THE OUTBACK CONTAINED IN YOUR DUNNY? YEAH MATE GIVE US A SQUIZ? YEAH NAH
If there's no oxygen in space then how the sun is still burning?
I need the Fanta girl to piss in my mouth :3 None of you are seeing heaven.
Me: ok I've been censored and shadowbanned enough this year I'm just gonna lay low for a while. Me 5 minutes later: Actually I got another thing to say about ancient pedophile cult
REPUBLICANS WILL BE EXPOSED BY THIS TOO! GOOD.
Gentlemen, it is with great regret and displeasure to inform you that Women
"No need to reschedule" is WILD Hey, I have to cancel our park date today. No need to reschedule. Best of luck with everything!
22 yr old Filipina single mom Some 63 yr old white dude wearing socks w/crocs His family in the US
The Chad. Laughs at Australlan's jokes because he is afraid of them. Got bashed by some blackcunts from him. Is a soft cunt. Bit of a sook. Cant handle the banter. Complains on twitter as soyboy commies burn his nations flag. The Bruce. Laughs at his own jokes because they are funny. Is a fukn sicko. Made all the diggers proud as he wore the nations flag as a cape and bashed some wogs. She'll be right mate until it isnt then its fucked. Glassed some cunt at the pub. Cant stay mad at the black fellas for too long coz they are cheeky buggers. Walks everywhere barefoot coz its a free country so fuck off
are you a CEO? because i'd like to take you out <3 to: from:
love to hear, "Because it came from CHY-NAH"
How dudes be smiling at you when they find your mom's OF account
You can upgrade one organ in your body. What's it do now? well since i was born deaf, you could imagine that it's an easy answer for me. i would love to have a bigger dick
No Epstein Files
I once set up a Sim to have my exact life. The Sim spent all the time crying. :-/ I stopped playing after that.
give me all of your bee syrup now. please dont take it from me my wife is pregnant. Fuck sorry. Wronge person. Plz ignore. Im normal i promise
Dudes in the 1700's hitting it from the back
Lewis Spears @LewSpears This already exists it's called Discord FACT FactPost @factpostnews.3d RFK Jr. has announced a new 'disease registry' that will track Americans with autism.
MOM,CAN I HAVE NEUROTRANSMITTERS. NO,WE HAVE NEUROTRANSMITTERS AT HOME. serotonin, dopamine, NEUROTRANSMITTERS AT HOME. ADRENALINE, CORTISOL, STRESS RESPONSE
IF EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO A MEME NOTHING HAS VALUE ANYMORE. MONEY? A MEME RELIGION? A MEME FAMILY? A MEME LOVE? A MEME. CULTURE? A MEME WHEN EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO A MEME NOTHING IS LEFT. EVERYTHING IS JUST A MEME
1 IN 4 HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE WOMEN. So 3 in 4 homeless people are what? GYNOCENTRISTS. 3/4 HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE WHAT YOU MOTHERF*CKER??
Never ask a White Supremacist The race of his girlfriend
BABY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE MONEY WE SAVED TO BUY A HOUSE?
Born too late to deploy to the Middle East Born too early to deploy to the Middle East Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East
the virgin "looks both ways before crossing" the chad "vehicular manslaughter victim" freak accident, nobody saw it coming nobody will remember him everyone is talking about it for weeks the entire street is renamed in loving memory the driver sees his face every time they try to sleep
Two pills, no water. He offered you a red pill and a blue pill? No water. No water? Never.could. Cant take a pill without water. I left. I'm not choking down a dry pill. So what'd you do?
In America, even our guns have guns
Oops, sorry animal kingdom. Looks like I just learned how to throw a fucking rock. Guess your entire evolutionary arms race is just fucked. This is my planet now.
TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS, LOL
No. Don't be a "women should cook for me" misogynist. Be a "cooking is too important to be entrusted to women" misogynist. (It's Nietzschean.)
No shit. LGBTQ people and young women are astrology's biggest fans, U.S. survey finds No shit.
lube companies after Diddy was found not guilty
THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!! we clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to
Girls be talking up a big game in txts but once you get them in bed they be like ANIMORPHS Everything changes. But not quite like this, Watch ANIMORPHS on TV The Separation K. A. Applegate
White women searching for a personality after none of their rights changed under Trump
I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand..
when you just blew half a planet in her mouth and she tries to kiss you
Made friends with this guy before the movie started just in case
"I'm on my period" yeah but those feet aren't
Your King name: All letters of your first name + All letters of your last name