A painting of two Roman soldiers, one asking how many women the other has slept with, and the other replying 'Jeez, not that many'.
Guess how many woman I had sex with Mmm? Jeez, not that many
A meme featuring a picture of J.D. Vance with a poem that reads "Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have got to do something about all these filthy immigrants" in a Valentine's Day themed format.
Roses are red Violets are blue We have got to do something about all these filthy immigrants
A woman is undressing in a bedroom with the caption "I could've ordered a pizza and had it last longer."
I could've ordered a pizza and had it last longer.
A meme about men hesitating to get haircuts because they think they can look like Aragorn if they grow their hair out a little longer.
Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut because deep down he feels that if he grows it out just a little longer, he can look exactly like Aragorn
A meme featuring a woman lying on a bed with the caption 'The girl from work he tells you not to worry about...'
The girl from work he tells you not to worry about...
This meme shows a woman saying "Treat me like a princess" and a man saying "LOL" in the top panel, while the bottom panel shows a car crash with police officers.
TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS, LOL
Brain with a line through it, labeled 'Civil War' and 'Trump Resort & Casino in Gaza' indicating a small brain.
Civil War Trump Resort & Casino in Gaza
A CNN headline states that after a call with Putin, Trump says negotiations to eradicate Disney adults have begun.
After Putin call, Trump says negotiations to eradicate Disney adults have begun.
A meme featuring a woman with Down syndrome in a bikini and Skeletor zipping up his pants.
Victoria's Secret hires their first down syndrome model, SIGH (ZIP)
A 4chan post comparing the spelling of "Looney Toons" and "Looney Tunes" with a story about a person's parents calling them names.
Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)13:23:47 No.21641736 LOONEY TOONS LOONEY TUNES WB ?X WB maxresdefault.jpg 275 KB JPG Occassionally my parents call me 'waste of space', 'loser' or 'piece of shit'. It's unnerving because my actual name is Mark. Is this the Mandildo effect?
A screenshot of an Amazon page advertising a book by Jack Stratton titled "How I Made $290,000 Selling Books" for $290,000.
How I Made $290,000 Selling Books
Meme about dusting off a gun for World War III.
When WWIII is about to kick off and you've got to dust off the two time world champ
A Virgin vs Chad meme contrasting a hard-working employee with a time-thieving employee.
thinks he'll get a promotion if the boss notices how hard he is working didn't lie on his resume lunch breaks never go longer than 60 minutes "Chad Time Thief" Doesn't snitch on others when they are goofing off as well makes memes on company time takes time out of his busy schedule to enjoy some funny videos always take the 2 paid breaks he is entitled to spends an hour messing with chair height settings "Virgin Hard Worker" graduated from college and now has to work to repay his debt is greatful to be working listens to podcasts that will help him become a more effective worker tries to hide when he is on youtube even when it is for work hopes to have a career in business administration or data entry tries to be friends with the cute receptionist realizes his job is pointless so does the minimum to not get fired clocks in from hour lunch says he's still on lunch said he has a masters in computer science on his resume, never writen a line of code
A meme comparing the scent of girls in the 90s to a combination of raspberry body splash and Marlboro cigarettes.
What girls smelled like in the 90s. SUN-RIPENED RASPBERRY Body Splash With Moisturizing Aloe Vera 7.8 FL OZ/230 ml e Bath & Body Works FILTER CIGARETTES Marlboro SMOOTH ORIGINAL FLAVOR
A tweet featuring ASCII art of a car with the text 'MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED IN ! FANTASTIC !'
Mr. November just fucked me over @DoctorPazuzu this image is from 1993 MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED IN ! FANTASTIC ! GAY! vroom vroom!
A meme showing a TV with its packaging foam used as furniture, captioned "TV came with a whole living room set."
TV came with a whole living room set 💯
A meme showing a 3D rendering of Moses looking like Hulk Hogan, captioned with "Let my people go, brother".
Scientists at Exeter University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Moses might have looked. Let my people go, brother
A meme showing a person in a coffin looking at their phone, with the caption 'Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell'.
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
A meme showing people standing in the aisle of a plane after landing, with text criticizing this behavior.
“if I stand up right when the plane lands, I can get off quicker" - these assholes
A four-panel meme using a Seinfeld scene about taking pills without water, ending with Kramer as a green-tinted character from The Matrix.
Two pills, no water. He offered you a red pill and a blue pill? No water. No water? Never.could. Cant take a pill without water. I left. I'm not choking down a dry pill. So what'd you do?
A meme featuring two anime characters with the text "Never ask a White Supremacist the race of his girlfriend."
Never ask a White Supremacist The race of his girlfriend
A person with green hair shares a story about a man in Denver yelling "WATCH IT PRONOUNS!" after almost hitting their car.
When a guy in Denver almost hit MY car and he yelled at me "WATCH IT PRONOUNS!"
A Wojak character advises against settling for an ordinary woman and instead pursuing wealth to attract women who will leave if the wealth is lost.
Don't settle for some ordinary mid Woman, G! Get a 6 pack, a penthouse and a Lamborghini so you can attract women who will immediately leave you if you ever lost any of those things
A meme using the American Psycho 'Impressive, very nice' format to comment on Pam Bondi and the Epstein files.
EVERY TIME I HEAR PAM BONDI SAY SOMETHING Impressive, very nice. Now let's see the Epstein Files.
Arthur's fist meme depicting a relatable scenario with suggestive undertones.
When she said she wasn't going to be able to make it, then texts "you up still" 3 mins later
A meme comparing the policy positions of a virgin centrist to a chad centrist using the political compass.
Virgin Centrist's Policy Positions, Chad Centrist's Policy Positions
A political compass meme using the "No Shit" Arnold Schwarzenegger reaction image, commenting on a survey finding that LGBTQ people and young women are astrology's biggest fans.
No shit. LGBTQ people and young women are astrology's biggest fans, U.S. survey finds No shit.
A meme showing a Pepe the frog being threatened with a chancla, referencing the "we have food at home" meme.
Me: *cries and screams in front of people because wants ice cream* Mom: "we have ice cream at home" Ice cream at home:
A wikiHow article titled "How to negotiate a higher salary" is juxtaposed with an image of a man positioned as if he is receiving oral sex.
wikiHow How to negotiate a higher salary Co-authored by Trudi Griffin, LPC Updated: June 3, 2019 MEME ZAR
A billboard advertises ketamine as a treatment for depression, turning a sad face into a happy face.
Treatment Resistant DEPRESSION Ketamine CharlestonKetamineCenter.com Words cannot describe the billboard I just saw
A woman in a pink shirt gives a thumbs up in a mirror while a hand points at her, with text about vaginas and penises.
Your pussy isn't loose they all have small dicks and that sour smell is normal
A meme about using IDE auto-format feature to fix an error in code, but getting more errors instead, using the Anakin Skywalker 'Hold on. This whole operation was your idea' meme format.
Me: *uses IDE auto-format feature to fix error in code* code: *gets 50 more errors* Me: Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
A meme about the feeling of uncertainty when a command prompt flashes after running a pirated game, using the American Psycho meme format.
When you pirate a game and run it but you see cmd opening for a split second and closing immediately after
A man in a hard hat stands in front of a factory with the text "I GOT LOCKJAW DOING GRAVEYARD SHIFTS AT THE Dicksucking Factory AND ALL I GOT WAS LOCKJAW AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED".
I GOT LOCKJAW DOING GRAVEYARD SHIFTS AT THE Dicksucking Factory AND ALL I GOT WAS LOCKJAW AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED
A meme featuring Rami Malek with a surprised expression, accompanied by the text 'If there's no oxygen in space then how the sun is still burning?'
If there's no oxygen in space then how the sun is still burning?
A meme featuring a wojak-style drawing of a meditating Buddha with the text "but chuddha what if-" and "it wont".
“but chuddha what if-“ “it wont”
A tweet stating "In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story" with a screenshot of Tony Soprano.
nick @olasnic_ · 19h In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story. 159 10.1K 84.9K 2.8M
A meme about a school shooter sparing someone with Tourette's syndrome who then calls him pussy three times, featuring a surprised Buzz Lightyear.
when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times
A person sitting behind a table with a sign that says "A freaky 7 is hotter than a 10 who only does missionary CHANGE MY MIND".
A freaky 7 is hotter than a 10 who only does missionary CHANGE MY MIND
A person wearing a gun holster with a handgun inside of it, attached to a rifle, with the text "In America, even our guns have guns."
In America, even our guns have guns
A meme showing a man surprising a woman with a room full of guns instead of a house.
BABY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE MONEY WE SAVED TO BUY A HOUSE?
A meme showing a brain scan with a needle going through it, accompanied by the text "No Epstein Files."
No Epstein Files
A meme about the layers of soil and digging deep, with jokes about clay, rocks, and finding treasure.
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of clay and rocks down there. don't bother.", SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME!, GUESS ILL THROW THIS OL' TIME-WASTER AWAY THEN EXCEPT..., THIRTY FEET DOWN, Sandy Loam: Who is she?, WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS?, oh, did some one lose this?, it's called "bed" rock because it keeps you ASLEEP
A meme showing what a predator sees after chasing someone for 15 seconds, depicting various joint and muscle pains, followed by the predator saying "He'll die on his own..."
What does a Predator see after chasing me for 15 seconds : He'll die on his own...
A soyjak points out the absurdity of planning to live in a city and specialize in white-collar work when believing society will collapse from climate change.
absolutely - I believe 100% that society will collapse from climate change within 20 years. That's why my life plan is 1. live in a big city 2. specialise in white-collar or artistic work 3. cultivate 0 practical skills
A meme showing Bobby Hill looking out a car window with the caption "Dudes in the 1700's hitting it from the back."
Dudes in the 1700's hitting it from the back
A meme showing a large group of men in tuxedos at a long dinner table covered in flowers, captioned with "Bugs when you turn over a rock."
Bugs when you turn over a rock
A meme comparing the reaction of nurses to a cop sleeping with multiple coworkers, using the side-eye monkey puppet meme.
"OMG that cop lady slept with 5 coworkers!" Nurses everywhere:
A painting of a frog dressed in a suit, expressing regret and displeasure, with the punchline being 'Women'.
Gentlemen, it is with great regret and displeasure to inform you that Women
A meme using a still from the movie Babe with the caption "When a fat chick tries to impress you by sucking you off after you bust" and the caption "That'll do pig".
When a fat chick tries to impress you by sucking you off after you bust. That'll do pig
A meme about King Charles launching an Apple Music radio show, commenting on the universal urge to create podcasts.
King Charles is launching his own Apple Music radio show to showcase his favorite music. Whether you're a peasant or a king the urge to make a podcast burns like a thousand suns within all of us men
A four-panel comic shows a robot artist being rejected from art school and then sadly smearing black paint on its face.
SORRY, BUT A.I. CANNOT ATTEND ART SCHOOL. STONETOSS.COM
A meme comparing the books to guns ratio of Osama Bin Laden and Lauren Boebert.
Usama Bin Laden had a better books to guns ratio than Lauren Boebert
A map of the Gaza Strip is edited to show it as the "Buc-ee's Strip," with the Buc-ee's logo superimposed.
Mediterranean Sea, BUC-EE'S STRIP, Egypt, SINAI, Gaza, Israel, BUC-EE'S
A meme depicting a sword being drawn with the text on the blade changing from "Yes" to "Yesterday I lost a lot of money" in response to the question "Are you making money on your investments?"
Are you making money on your investments? Yes Yesterday I lost a lot of money
A meme depicting a scene from the movie Kingsman to represent the feeling when an online gaming partner has to leave after playing for a long time.
When you've been playing an online game with a random person for three hours, and they finally have to leave: It's been an honor. Good luck.
A meme using a photo of Cristiano Ronaldo at an awards show, with text about telling family they don't have to live in their old house anymore because it was lost in gambling.
Me going to tell my family that they don't have to live in this old and small house anymore (I lost it in gambling)
A 4chan post uses a painting of the Kiss of Judas to question Judas's decision to betray Jesus, even if he wasn't the son of God, because he was still a high-level wizard.
>sees a guy perform straight up sorcery >betrays him Was Judas retarded? Even on the off chance he WASNT the son of God you're still messing with some high level wizard
A Wojak vs Chad meme about enjoying both Kanye's music and his tweets.
You can't enjoy Kanye's music anymore, haven't you read his tweets?! Me enjoying both his music and his tweets:
A comic panel shows a woman saying she and the other person match perfectly because of their zodiac signs, while the other person thinks she is crazy.
So you're a Scorpio and I'm a Libra so we match perfectly together. Wtf this b*tch talking bout. Omg no way I guess we're meant to be
A meme about a divorced dad wearing a shirt that says "Snapchat me that pussy".
When your dad divorces your mom and can finally be himself SNAP CHAT ME THAT
A meme depicting a judge in the future using VR during a trial, suggesting that sentencing will be influenced by online donations.
Judges in 2040: “Chat, 50 gifted and I'll give him life."
A man in a hardhat laughs at the viewer in a meme about the control panel.
THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!! we clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to
A tweet about a person who does job interviews but never hires anyone, instead making passive income from a vending machine.
I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday. I never hire anyone. But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to. I make $300 a day in passive income with this method
Meme about being censored and then immediately talking about an ancient pedophile cult, featuring a skeleton emerging from a coffin.
Me: ok I've been censored and shadowbanned enough this year I'm just gonna lay low for a while. Me 5 minutes later: Actually I got another thing to say about ancient pedophile cult
A meme showing a distorted image of JD Vance with a tweet saying people won't know what he looked like in 1000 years.
Mario @PawlowskiMario 12h In a 1000 years people won't know how real JD Vance looked like
A stick figure comic depicting a setup and punchline, followed by comments of people repeating the punchline.
setup punchline Comments "punchline" I lost it when he said "punchline" Guy 1: "setup" Guy 2: "punchline" "punchline"
A meme depicting a group of people in offensive costumes with the caption "When you finally meet your internet friends."
WHEN YOU FINALLY MEET YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS
A meme comparing the outrageousness of a man's haircut to his name, Quindarious Gooch, who was arrested for unlawful possession of marijuana.
I'm not sure what's more outrageous the haircut or the name. QUINDARIOUS GOOCH. UNLAWFUL POSS. OF MARIJUANA
A meme showing a tweet about opening a history book to find that violence is the answer, with a picture of a helmet on top.
Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
A meme showing a man in a suit being apprehended by two FBI agents, captioned with the text 'When you finally meet your internet friends irl'.
When you finally meet your internet friends irl
A meme about divorced men setting their Tinder age range, featuring a photo of two women wearing jerseys with the numbers 54 and 19.
40 year old divorced dudes setting their tinder age range like
A tweet about David Lynch's funding struggles paired with a trailer announcement for 'Sneaks,' an animated film about separated sneakers.
Spectra (new account) @spectraimsim. 20h thinking about how David Lynch was perpetually unable to find funding for any of his new projects before he died. DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 2d First trailer for 'SNEAKS', starring Anthony Mackie and Chloe Bailey as a pair of sneakers who get separated from each other. In theaters on April 18.
A four-panel meme featuring Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons asking increasingly absurd questions about the Aurora Borealis to Principal Skinner, who initially agrees but eventually refuses.
AURORA AUSTRALIS?! IN THE BLEEDIN' DAYTIME IN BLOODY SUMMER IN THIS PART OF THE OUTBACK CONTAINED IN YOUR DUNNY? YEAH MATE GIVE US A SQUIZ? YEAH NAH
A tweet showing a contact renamed with heart emojis as a health bar, where hearts are removed for mistakes.
Nigga gave her a health bar I'm crying. I renamed her "❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" and everytime she makes a mistake I'm removing a heart until it's done for good. Don't got time to lose in 2025
Harold Hides the Pain meme about finding a good meme and sending it to two friends.
When you find a good meme and send it to your two friends
Meme comparing Netanyahu being charged for crimes in Gaza to George Bush being charged for 9/11, with a reaction image of Brad Pitt saying "Actually, we're all tickled to hear you say that."
Netanyahu: "Charging me for crimes in Gaza is like charging George Bush for 9/11." Actually, we're all tickled to hear you say that.
A meme featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as the Leonardo DiCaprio Age meme, asking Ariel from The Little Mermaid if she is 26 yet.
Hey girl, Hey, 26 yet?, No..., Perfect.
A meme featuring two men, one looking sad and the other gesturing with text about a white girl loving her dog more than Tyrone and asking if he even likes Starbucks.
Tyrone tht white girl will never love u more than she loves that dog. It'll never work out. Do u even like Starbucks?
A meme comparing goths to women dressed in fall fashion, with the text stating the latter is scarier.
They say goths are the scary ones but women who dress like this scare me 100000x more
A meme about avoiding looking at coworker's kid pictures by putting on sunglasses.
Coworker: hey, want to see pictures of my kids from the Memorial Day weekend? Me: sure, just a sec..
A meme showing two people playing video games with a cardboard divider to prevent screen-peeking.
Kids these days will never understand the struggle of screen-peeking
A meme showing a woman sleeping with her mouth open, captioned with the text "How some of y'all gonna look when I become a ghost."
How some of y'all gonna look when I become a ghost
A tweet claiming Iran was mining Bitcoin in the mountains, accompanied by a graph showing a sharp decline in hashrate.
So I'm just gonna say it, Iran was mining Bitcoin in the mountains. Hashrate Difficulty Hashrate (MA)
A meme depicting the trolley problem as the two-party system, where pulling the lever only changes the color of the trolley from red to blue.
The Two-party System pulling the lever changes the color of the trolley from red to blue
This meme contrasts hiring practices when men versus women are in charge, implying men hire attractive women while women hire other women regardless of appearance.
When men are in charge of hiring: When women are in charge of hiring:
Meme showing two images of an apple with its stem being inserted into it, with the text "When you're about to smash and she says 'tell me you love me.'"
When you're about to smash and she says "tell me you love me."
A woman looks worriedly at her phone, double-checking that her crush's 'Atlantic' editor isn't in the group chat.
Woman Texting Group Chat About Crush Double-Checks That 'Atlantic' Editor Not in Here
A meme about switching support from SpaceX to NASA because they don't support organizations that hire Nazis, featuring the side-eye monkey puppet meme.
I'm no longer supporting SpaceX and will change my support to NASA. I refuse to support any organization that hires Nazis. NASA:
A Back to the Future meme referencing Iraq's weapons of mass destruction with a Wheel of Fortune game.
IRA HAS WEAPOS OF MASS DESTRUCTIO WHEELOF FORTUNE PLACE Hey, I've seen this one! MAKEAM GREAT M What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
A meme featuring a screenshot of Michael Scott on the phone with text about an attractive blonde Uber driver.
"HOLY SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE GIRL IS MY UBER DRIVER. YEAH NO TATTOOS OR ANYTHING. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
A father confronts his daughter about lying about being at a party smoking weed, when he knows she was at the library.
Dad: Where were you last night? Daughter: I was at a party smoking weed Dad: Don't lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd
A tweet suggesting men vent to women, accompanied by an image of an anglerfish.
Men, please vent to women. We DO care.
A comic strip depicting a woman demanding better pay than a man, accusing a man of looking at her breasts, and then questioning if a man is going to pay for her meal.
I DEMAND BETTER PAY THAN JOHN! EQUALITY FOR WOMEN NOW! YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED NOR YOU BEEN WITH ME COMPANY AS LONG EARN THE SAME... STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS YOU SEXIST PIG! WAIT, WHAAA? YOU'RE PAYING, RIGHT? OR WHAT? ARE YOU NOT A MAN?
A muscular man with a chef hat and mustache is using a laptop, with a 4chan post about cooking being too important to be entrusted to women.
No. Don't be a "women should cook for me" misogynist. Be a "cooking is too important to be entrusted to women" misogynist. (It's Nietzschean.)
A meme featuring a painting of a wizard with the text "You call it mentally ill, I call it ascended."
You call it mentally ill I call it ascended
A man lip-syncs to a meme about girls suggesting a trip that the man has to pay for.
Girls be like "Baby I have a great idea" and it's a trip you have to pay for