A disturbing image of Winnie the Pooh demanding bee syrup from Piglet, followed by a series of apologetic text messages.
give me all of your bee syrup now. please dont take it from me my wife is pregnant. Fuck sorry. Wronge person. Plz ignore. Im normal i promise
A meme showing a distorted image of JD Vance with a tweet saying people won't know what he looked like in 1000 years.
Mario @PawlowskiMario 12h In a 1000 years people won't know how real JD Vance looked like
A meme featuring NPC and Chad characters, with the text 'Republicans will be exposed by this too!' and 'Good.'
REPUBLICANS WILL BE EXPOSED BY THIS TOO! GOOD.
A meme showing a tweet about Javier Milei's actions as president of Argentina paired with a reaction image of a man looking down with the caption "JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND".
Javier Milei has been President of Argentina for less than 2 weeks & has reduced the size of the government by more than 50%, repealed 380k laws, & legalized competing currencies. JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND
A meme about switching support from SpaceX to NASA because they don't support organizations that hire Nazis, featuring the side-eye monkey puppet meme.
I'm no longer supporting SpaceX and will change my support to NASA. I refuse to support any organization that hires Nazis. NASA:
A meme showing a person in a coffin looking at their phone, with the caption 'Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell'.
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
This is a Virgin vs Chad meme comparing a safe pedestrian to a vehicular manslaughter victim.
the virgin "looks both ways before crossing" the chad "vehicular manslaughter victim" freak accident, nobody saw it coming nobody will remember him everyone is talking about it for weeks the entire street is renamed in loving memory the driver sees his face every time they try to sleep
A father confronts his daughter about lying about being at a party smoking weed, when he knows she was at the library.
Dad: Where were you last night? Daughter: I was at a party smoking weed Dad: Don't lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd
A meme featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as the Leonardo DiCaprio Age meme, asking Ariel from The Little Mermaid if she is 26 yet.
Hey girl, Hey, 26 yet?, No..., Perfect.
A meme about a Facebook post suggesting that if your workplace looks like a photo of a meeting full of women, your job is meaningless.
If your work space ever looks like this, just know your job is meaningless and could be done by two guys every other Wednesday.
A tweet showing Nicolas Cage in a leopard print jacket and leather pants with the caption describing being drunk and hitting on a milf.
me 12 redbull vodkas deep and halfway thru an 8ball going up to the milf at the bar to ask if it's her 25th birthday
A doctor is on the phone while a patient is in stirrups, with text suggesting that wearing a doctor's coat will get girls to show you their vaginas.
"dude I'm not kidding, you just walk around in one of those fancy Dr. coats and girls will show you their vaginas"
A Wojak variation expresses satisfaction at the thought of Ubisoft going bankrupt.
>tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go fucking bankrupt
A meme about the police knocking on someone's door and only asking about a theft, not the 12 TB of loli hentai on their computer, featuring a scared anime girl.
When the police knocks on your door, but they only ask you about a theft in your neighborhood, and not about the 12 TB of loli hentai you have on your computer. I thought I was a goner.
Tom from Tom and Jerry is on the phone with a Ukrainian plug to get quad tubes 75% off.
When you finally get ahold of the Ukrainian plug who can get quad tubes 75% off.
A meme about making friends with someone before a scary movie starts.
Made friends with this guy before the movie started just in case
Meme featuring Prince Charles being poked in the chest with the text 'If you can poke Prince Charles in the chest like he's your bitch, you may be a Rothschild.'
If you can poke Prince Charles in the chest like he's your bitch, you may be a Rothschild.
A meme showing a baby in a crib with toy soldiers and an American flag, with the caption "When you used baby oil so you know your baby is well protected."
When you used baby oil so you know your baby is well protected
A man with fair skin and blue eyes is sitting on a couch with the text "I'm on my period yeah but those feet aren't".
"I'm on my period" yeah but those feet aren't
A comic strip depicting a woman demanding better pay than a man, accusing a man of looking at her breasts, and then questioning if a man is going to pay for her meal.
I DEMAND BETTER PAY THAN JOHN! EQUALITY FOR WOMEN NOW! YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED NOR YOU BEEN WITH ME COMPANY AS LONG EARN THE SAME... STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS YOU SEXIST PIG! WAIT, WHAAA? YOU'RE PAYING, RIGHT? OR WHAT? ARE YOU NOT A MAN?
A meme showing Germany's reaction to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor, using the 'blinking white guy' meme format with a Hitler mustache added.
Germany: Alright, the war's going great, now we only have to worry about Russia and Great Brit- Japan: *Bombs Pearl Harbor* Germany:
A woman poses with a group of men, misunderstanding the meaning of 'gangbang' and posting the photo with that caption on Facebook.
Told my Italian housemate a gangbang was when you go out with your friends so she facebooked this.. Pre gang bang selfie with the house #lads - with Ryan Warrener and 3 others. See More
A meme featuring Hasbulla Magomedov in a suit looking through a window with the caption about sprinkling cheese on a pizza lunchable at 2am.
Her son watching me sprinkle the cheese on his last pizza lunchable at 2am
A four panel meme featuring Morticia Addams disapproving of Debbie in pastels from The Addams Family Values.
You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... What? Pastels?
A meme about a girl with a daddy kink being told to hold a flashlight still, implying a sexual situation.
The girl with a daddy kink when I tell her to hold the fucking flashlight still:
A meme using the 'Get Out' movie screencap to illustrate the dilemma of choosing between flirting and stealing an unlocked bike.
WHEN YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH A GIRL BUT YOU SEE A BIKE WITH NO LOCK
A meme about using IDE auto-format feature to fix an error in code, but getting more errors instead, using the Anakin Skywalker 'Hold on. This whole operation was your idea' meme format.
Me: *uses IDE auto-format feature to fix error in code* code: *gets 50 more errors* Me: Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
A meme showing a still from Mad Max with the text "Parents: you should be saving money for the future" and "The future:".
Parents: you should be saving money for the future. The future:
A meme featuring Walter White in a car with a tweet saying "DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS" in response to Starlink becoming available in Bangladesh.
ELONNN ELONNNNNNNNN DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS ELONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Starlink now available in Bangladesh!
A meme about being born at the wrong time, with the top row showing medieval scenes, the middle row showing futuristic scenes, and the bottom row showing modern office work and traffic.
born too late to: born too early to: born just in time to: workday in
A tweet suggesting men vent to women, accompanied by an image of an anglerfish.
Men, please vent to women. We DO care.
A meme about a divorced dad wearing a shirt that says "Snapchat me that pussy".
When your dad divorces your mom and can finally be himself SNAP CHAT ME THAT
A map of the Gaza Strip is edited to show it as the "Buc-ee's Strip," with the Buc-ee's logo superimposed.
Mediterranean Sea, BUC-EE'S STRIP, Egypt, SINAI, Gaza, Israel, BUC-EE'S
A Virgin vs Chad meme contrasting a hard-working employee with a time-thieving employee.
thinks he'll get a promotion if the boss notices how hard he is working didn't lie on his resume lunch breaks never go longer than 60 minutes "Chad Time Thief" Doesn't snitch on others when they are goofing off as well makes memes on company time takes time out of his busy schedule to enjoy some funny videos always take the 2 paid breaks he is entitled to spends an hour messing with chair height settings "Virgin Hard Worker" graduated from college and now has to work to repay his debt is greatful to be working listens to podcasts that will help him become a more effective worker tries to hide when he is on youtube even when it is for work hopes to have a career in business administration or data entry tries to be friends with the cute receptionist realizes his job is pointless so does the minimum to not get fired clocks in from hour lunch says he's still on lunch said he has a masters in computer science on his resume, never writen a line of code
A meme featuring Edward Norton from American History X with text about driving a Tesla with swastikas and people assuming it was vandalized.
When you realize you can freely drive around with swastikas on your Tesla and people will just assume it got vandalized.
A meme about Australians distributing soy sauce in tiny fish-shaped bottles, with a joke about Americans not having tasted the 'nectar of the microplastic marlon'.
So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles. Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that
A stick figure comic depicting a setup and punchline, followed by comments of people repeating the punchline.
setup punchline Comments "punchline" I lost it when he said "punchline" Guy 1: "setup" Guy 2: "punchline" "punchline"
A wikiHow article titled "How to negotiate a higher salary" is juxtaposed with an image of a man positioned as if he is receiving oral sex.
wikiHow How to negotiate a higher salary Co-authored by Trudi Griffin, LPC Updated: June 3, 2019 MEME ZAR
A meme about 90s teachers saying you won't always have a calculator in your pocket, with a man making a goofy face.
"YOU aReNt Always GoNnA hAve a CaLcUIAtOr In Your PoCkEt" -90s teachers
A meme image with the text "YOU WOULDN'T finish A task" in white text on a dark background.
YOU WOULDN'T finish A task
A person wearing a gun holster with a handgun inside of it, attached to a rifle, with the text "In America, even our guns have guns."
In America, even our guns have guns
A meme showing Bobby Hill looking out a car window with the caption "Dudes in the 1700's hitting it from the back."
Dudes in the 1700's hitting it from the back
A student answers a geometry question with "nigga you ain't teach this".
What figure has 2 triangular faces and 3 rectangular faces? nigga you ain't teach this
An anime girl smokes and drinks, expressing disappointment at being surpassed in her field of expertise.
my face when seeing someone easily surpass me in the only field I excel:
A wojak character labeled as a 32 year old 'vooter' is depicted enthusiastically voting, with text highlighting the perceived futility and naivety of voting.
The 32 year old VOOTER. "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! It is your civic dooty!!" Thinks his voot makes a difference and actually changes anything. vooted for over 14 years already, nothing changed. "OOOHHHH YEAH, I'M VOOOOTIN!!!!" Thinks vooting is the solution to the world's problems when it hasn't even solved anything in his own country. "Give me the ability to voot and I'll never revolt." Housing? basic necessities? nah just need voooooting. Still foolishly thinks "the people have the power!" like a child. Has no goals, thoughts or ideas beyond what the media or US government alphabet agencies spoon-feeds him.
A meme about men hesitating to get haircuts because they think they can look like Aragorn if they grow their hair out a little longer.
Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut because deep down he feels that if he grows it out just a little longer, he can look exactly like Aragorn
A meme comparing the reaction of a 10 year old to the reaction of the current self to the question of whether they would jump off a cliff if their friends did.
Mom: iF aLL yOuR frEiNds jUMpeD oFF a cLiFF wOUld yoU?! 10 y/o me Current me
A screenshot of a Reddit post about someone making a Sim of themselves that only cries.
I once set up a Sim to have my exact life. The Sim spent all the time crying. :-/ I stopped playing after that.
A meme about a school shooter sparing someone with Tourette's syndrome who then calls him pussy three times, featuring a surprised Buzz Lightyear.
when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times
A meme comparing an average developer with a senior developer, contrasting a professional headshot with anime characters.
Average developer : var atpos=inputs[i].indexOf( var dotpos=inputs[i].lastIndexOf(" if (atpos<1 || dotpos
A meme about a car cutting someone off in traffic, but the person is not mad because the license plate says 'SCUUZME'.
THIS CAR CUT US OFF IN TRAFFIC TODAY. I'M NOT EVEN MAD.
A meme showing a man in a suit being apprehended by two FBI agents, captioned with the text 'When you finally meet your internet friends irl'.
When you finally meet your internet friends irl
A tweet stating "In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story" with a screenshot of Tony Soprano.
nick @olasnic_ · 19h In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story. 159 10.1K 84.9K 2.8M
A Twitter meme featuring a tweet about being fired by 19-year-olds with high IQs, followed by a tweet with a picture of two young men in suits.
You held every workplace in America hostage to toxic, morbidly obese, purple-haired goblins so now you get to be fired by 19yr old white kids with an IQ of 184. I don't make the rules. "Bro fr what do you even do here?"
A Twitter post showing an eclipse on Mars caused by its moon Phobos, with a humorous response about Earth being the best planet.
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe we've seen eclipses on earth, so here's an eclipse from mars. this is mars's moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
A Reddit post asks what organ you would upgrade, and a commenter says they would want a bigger dick because they were born deaf.
You can upgrade one organ in your body. What's it do now? well since i was born deaf, you could imagine that it's an easy answer for me. i would love to have a bigger dick
This is a Drakeposting meme using the Spider-Man cast to show the difference between laughing at "woman" jokes and woman jokes.
"woman" jokes woman jokes
This meme shows a woman saying "Treat me like a princess" and a man saying "LOL" in the top panel, while the bottom panel shows a car crash with police officers.
TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS, LOL
A man in camo pants stands in a kitchen with text about emotional labor and holding back jokes.
We never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry
A meme comparing the difficulty men have finding the clitoris to the exhaustion of a penis after a handjob, featuring Homer Simpson passed out.
Women: Omg, men can't find the clitoris A dick after a woman's handjob:
A meme featuring a wojak-style drawing of a meditating Buddha with the text "but chuddha what if-" and "it wont".
“but chuddha what if-“ “it wont”
A meme about ADHD and delayed sleep phase syndrome featuring the Distracted Boyfriend meme.
Many adults with ADHD find that they're most productive at night. They tend to hyperfocus on tasks and don't want to break their momentum. According to Dodson, after the sun goes down, they feel especially energetic and think more clearly. Plus, distractions tend to be low. Olivardia cited neurological research that found that the "ADHD brain is prone to a delayed sleep phase syndrome (DSPS)." Instead of having a typical circadian rhythm - with sleeping hours from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. - people have an irregular pattern of 2 a.m. to about 10 a.m., he said.
A meme depicting a beaver dragging a tree branch across a road, humorously suggesting Canada is building a wall at the US border.
Canada begins construction on a wall at the Canada US border
A flirty text exchange where someone jokes about needing a license to be that cute, followed by a playful "reload" of compliments.
Excuse me, you need a license to be that cute. You're way over the legal limit. I'm gonna need to see some registration. Oh, no! I'm sorry officer. I seem to have left my purse at home. I don't have my license or registration. POW POW POW POW *Reload* POW POW POW POW
A meme featuring Matthew McConaughey driving, captioned with a humorous scenario about running a red light and another car following suit.
when u go thru a light as it's turning red and u noticed the car behind you went too and you like "y'all wild lmao"
A meme about rewriting CSS resulting in a distorted Pikachu image.
me: let's rewrite the CSS my website:
A meme showing what a predator sees after chasing someone for 15 seconds, depicting various joint and muscle pains, followed by the predator saying "He'll die on his own..."
What does a Predator see after chasing me for 15 seconds : He'll die on his own...
A meme showing Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic looking at a drawing of a woman in a niqab, referencing the "draw me like one of your French girls" line.
Draw me like one of your French girls
Meme showing two images of an apple with its stem being inserted into it, with the text "When you're about to smash and she says 'tell me you love me.'"
When you're about to smash and she says "tell me you love me."
A meme featuring two anime characters with the text "Never ask a White Supremacist the race of his girlfriend."
Never ask a White Supremacist The race of his girlfriend
Harold Hides the Pain meme about finding a good meme and sending it to two friends.
When you find a good meme and send it to your two friends
A meme featuring Rami Malek with a surprised expression, accompanied by the text 'If there's no oxygen in space then how the sun is still burning?'
If there's no oxygen in space then how the sun is still burning?
A domino effect meme showing how Dylan Mulvaney in a Bud Light ad is related to America owning Gaza.
America owns Gaza, Dylan Mulvaney in a Bud Light ad
A meme featuring two men, one looking sad and the other gesturing with text about a white girl loving her dog more than Tyrone and asking if he even likes Starbucks.
Tyrone tht white girl will never love u more than she loves that dog. It'll never work out. Do u even like Starbucks?
Meme depicting the illusion of free choice with the Chiefs and Eagles winning the Super Bowl leading to a rise in Philadelphia's crime rate.
The illusion... Chiefs win superbowl Eagles win superbowl ...of free choice. Philadelphia crime rate goes up
A political compass meme with quadrants labeled 'bye men', 'by men', 'bi men', and 'buy men'.
Authoritarian, Left, Right, Libertarian, bye men, by men, bi men, buy men
A meme using a photo of Cristiano Ronaldo at an awards show, with text about telling family they don't have to live in their old house anymore because it was lost in gambling.
Me going to tell my family that they don't have to live in this old and small house anymore (I lost it in gambling)
Meme depicting landlords pulling heavy stones labeled with positive attributes while people judge them without knowing the whole story.
NEVER JUDGE SOMEONE WITHOUT KNOWING THE WHOLE STORY. I HATE HIM. HE DOESN'T DESERVE A TIP. SELFLESSNESS. STRUGGLE. UNNECESSARY HATE. Landlords. ENSURING YOU SAFE LIVING
A meme showing a man in bed with his legs up, holding a pair of women's underwear, captioned with text about January 6.
How you look when saying that January 6 was an insurrection
A two-panel meme comparing Kanye fans that like his music to Kanye fans that just like his racism, using a reaction image from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Kanye fans that like his music. Kanye fans that just like his racism
A meme showing a news headline about a Chicago man stealing guns with a toy dino grabber, paired with a drawing of someone using a toy grabber on a police officer's gun.
Chicago man arrested after repeatedly stealing guns off of officers using a toy dino grabber.
A meme using a screenshot of a man with glasses and a headset with the text "Give him COVID again".
Give him COVID again
A meme about the look a couple gives you after buying you a drink, featuring a woman with large breasts and Kevin James.
When the couple you let buy you a drink start giving you this look...
A 4chan post comparing the spelling of "Looney Toons" and "Looney Tunes" with a story about a person's parents calling them names.
Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)13:23:47 No.21641736 LOONEY TOONS LOONEY TUNES WB ?X WB maxresdefault.jpg 275 KB JPG Occassionally my parents call me 'waste of space', 'loser' or 'piece of shit'. It's unnerving because my actual name is Mark. Is this the Mandildo effect?
A meme showing a woman offering her breast to a calf, labeled 'my memes' and 'you guys'.
my memes you guys
A meme comparing the reaction of nurses to a cop sleeping with multiple coworkers, using the side-eye monkey puppet meme.
"OMG that cop lady slept with 5 coworkers!" Nurses everywhere:
Arthur's fist meme depicting a relatable scenario with suggestive undertones.
When she said she wasn't going to be able to make it, then texts "you up still" 3 mins later
Two women with injuries wearing shirts that say "I kill everything I fuck" and "I fuck everything I kill".
I kill everything I fuck, I fuck everything I kill
A t-shirt with the text "A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn" above two symbols: one of a person talking with a line through it, and another of a person with their finger to their lips indicating silence.
A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn
A screenshot of a text message saying 'No need to reschedule' after canceling a date, captioned with 'No need to reschedule' is WILD.
"No need to reschedule" is WILD Hey, I have to cancel our park date today. No need to reschedule. Best of luck with everything!
This meme contrasts hiring practices when men versus women are in charge, implying men hire attractive women while women hire other women regardless of appearance.
When men are in charge of hiring: When women are in charge of hiring:
A meme showing a sad bald eagle because an American father's son answered 14 instead of AR when asked what comes before 15.
When you are an American father and ask your son what comes before 15, and he answers 14 instead of "AR" *Sad bald eagle noises*
A tweet asking if beavers know what they're doing or if they just see water flowing down a river and think "absolutely not".
do beavers even know what they're doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think "absolutely not"
A 4chan post uses a painting of the Kiss of Judas to question Judas's decision to betray Jesus, even if he wasn't the son of God, because he was still a high-level wizard.
>sees a guy perform straight up sorcery >betrays him Was Judas retarded? Even on the off chance he WASNT the son of God you're still messing with some high level wizard
A meme about accidentally starting a relationship after saying 'I love you' during sex, featuring a man with hands clasped in front of a woman in bed.
when the sex was so good you accidentally say "i love you"... & she said it back now you in a relationship
A meme featuring Omni-Man from Invincible, where he suspects his therapist is stealing his joke because she didn't laugh and started taking notes.
Me seeing the therapist not laugh at my joke and start taking notes. (She's stealing the joke)
A meme showing a man grading papers, captioned with text about reacting to a friend sending many videos.
When bro sends you 20 vids so now you're reacting as if you're grading an exam