A tweet about getting revenge on a high school bully by shorting him on fries at McDonald's.
The guy who picked on me in high school and then became a millionaire just came into McDonald's and I shorted him on his fries. Checkmate Justin, you fucking loser.
A t-shirt with the text "A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn" above two symbols: one of a person talking with a line through it, and another of a person with their finger to their lips indicating silence.
A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn
A woman looking to the side is captioned with text about white women searching for a personality after Trump's presidency.
White women searching for a personality after none of their rights changed under Trump
A man urinates in public while a woman pulls their luggage, captioned with the phrase "Don't settle for anything less kings."
Don't settle for anything less kings
A meme depicting a woman looking at a phone with search queries related to financial loss, implying her partner has made bad investments.
When she looks through your phone but all she can find is what is a margin call, can i get a refund on stock, best way to tell my wife i lost our life savings
Cartoon image of a man with glowing eyes looking menacingly at the viewer while hugging a child, with the text describing turning on Paw Patrol to annoy the kids.
How I look at her kids after I turn on paw patrol and walk they mom in the room
A man with fair skin and blue eyes is sitting on a couch with the text "I'm on my period yeah but those feet aren't".
"I'm on my period" yeah but those feet aren't
A Facebook post asking to like if a girl can be a gamer, followed by a rage comic panel saying "DON'T HOLD THEM LIKE THAT!!!"
Like if a girl can be a GAMER DON'T HOLD THEM LIKE THAT!!!
A Valentine's Day card meme with a photo of a man and the text "Are you a CEO? Because I'd like to take you out <3".
are you a CEO? because i'd like to take you out <3 to: from:
A meme showing a Reddit post asking if you would sleep with your friends for 10 billion dollars, followed by an image of two men with the text "My homie" and "Me soon to be a multibillionaire".
Would you fuck your friends for $10 Billion? My homie. Me soon to be a multibillionare
A meme featuring Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with text about not seeing a meme about a world event.
when people are discussing world events but you ain't seen a meme about it yet. What the fuck are these people talking about?
A meme showing a blue dragon offering something to his girlfriend after she had a stressful day.
My girlfriend: I have had the most stressful day ever. Me: I've got just the thing for that!
A scene from Pulp Fiction where Jules and Vincent discuss what the French call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
- And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? - مدقة الربع مع الجبن
A Wojak meme depicting reasons for low testosterone.
"I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE SO LOW" "Casual sex and masturbation is healthy" "Pfff tap water's free, why would anyone pay for a filter or bottled water?" "Polyester underwear is fine"
A meme featuring an anime-style Fanta girl drawing with a vulgar comment about her.
I need the Fanta girl to piss in my mouth :3 None of you are seeing heaven.
A meme showing a monkey walking with text about being told to lock the door after kissing.
When y'all been kissing and touching for 10 minutes and she tells you "go lock the door"
This is a Virgin vs Chad meme comparing a safe pedestrian to a vehicular manslaughter victim.
the virgin "looks both ways before crossing" the chad "vehicular manslaughter victim" freak accident, nobody saw it coming nobody will remember him everyone is talking about it for weeks the entire street is renamed in loving memory the driver sees his face every time they try to sleep
A man in a hard hat stands in front of a factory with the text "I GOT LOCKJAW DOING GRAVEYARD SHIFTS AT THE Dicksucking Factory AND ALL I GOT WAS LOCKJAW AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED".
I GOT LOCKJAW DOING GRAVEYARD SHIFTS AT THE Dicksucking Factory AND ALL I GOT WAS LOCKJAW AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED
A meme comparing the difficulty men have finding the clitoris to the exhaustion of a penis after a handjob, featuring Homer Simpson passed out.
Women: Omg, men can't find the clitoris A dick after a woman's handjob:
An image macro of a smiling man with a sky background, captioned with a racist joke about a grandpa watching the National Guard beat up brown people in Los Angeles.
My Grandpa watching the National Guard beat up brown people in Los Angeles
A cartoon image shows a hand pouring water into an ant colony, which is flooding the tunnels where anime-style ant girls are running and panicking.
NATURAL MINERAL WATER
A meme image of a text message exchange where someone claims having a girlfriend is easy and shows two blueberries in their hand, saying they represent them and their partner.
this girlfriend shit easy af. Look it's me and you. AWWW. US
A meme comparing the scent of girls in the 90s to a combination of raspberry body splash and Marlboro cigarettes.
What girls smelled like in the 90s. SUN-RIPENED RASPBERRY Body Splash With Moisturizing Aloe Vera 7.8 FL OZ/230 ml e Bath & Body Works FILTER CIGARETTES Marlboro SMOOTH ORIGINAL FLAVOR
A meme comparing what a person sees versus what a woman sees when someone is wearing lazy glasses.
LAZY GLASSES BUTTER READ AT A 90 ANGLE what u see vs. what she sees
A meme showing a tweet about opening a history book to find that violence is the answer, with a picture of a helmet on top.
Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
A meme showing a distorted image of JD Vance with a tweet saying people won't know what he looked like in 1000 years.
Mario @PawlowskiMario 12h In a 1000 years people won't know how real JD Vance looked like
A tweet suggesting men vent to women, accompanied by an image of an anglerfish.
Men, please vent to women. We DO care.
A meme about 90s teachers saying you won't always have a calculator in your pocket, with a man making a goofy face.
"YOU aReNt Always GoNnA hAve a CaLcUIAtOr In Your PoCkEt" -90s teachers
An anime girl smokes and drinks, expressing disappointment at being surpassed in her field of expertise.
my face when seeing someone easily surpass me in the only field I excel:
A meme showing a man in bed with his legs up, holding a pair of women's underwear, captioned with text about January 6.
How you look when saying that January 6 was an insurrection
A meme image showing a workout schedule with the activity for each day being 'chase women at night'.
WORKOUT SCHEDULE MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT BREAK DAY CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT X 2 HOURS HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT. LEARN THEIR RUNNING ROUTES.
A tweet showing George W. Bush in a plastic poncho with the caption "OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN" referencing the 9/11 attacks.
Alice @AerithsSeat. 3h OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN CNN Breaking News @CNNFa... 3d BREAKING: Former President Bush announces that he has "something big" planned for the twentieth anniversary of 9/11.
A 4chan post comparing the spelling of "Looney Toons" and "Looney Tunes" with a story about a person's parents calling them names.
Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)13:23:47 No.21641736 LOONEY TOONS LOONEY TUNES WB ?X WB maxresdefault.jpg 275 KB JPG Occassionally my parents call me 'waste of space', 'loser' or 'piece of shit'. It's unnerving because my actual name is Mark. Is this the Mandildo effect?
A meme showing a large group of men in tuxedos at a long dinner table covered in flowers, captioned with "Bugs when you turn over a rock."
Bugs when you turn over a rock
A meme showing a text message from Disney asking 'Bro you want a job?' above a tweet suggesting a Ratatouille 2 plot involving international chefs with different rats in their hats.
MESSAGES Disney now Bro you want a job? @hamishsteele I bet if they made Ratatouille 2 it would've been like Ratatouille: International and they would've entered a cookery contest and met chefs from around the world but they all had different rats in their hats like a Sushi rat and a Guy Fieri rat and a Germany rat called Ratwurst.
A pixel art meme of an anime girl saying she is tired of being someone's imaginary girlfriend and asking them to take their meds so she can disappear.
wtf.. being ur imaginary gf is so tiring babe.. can u pls take ur fucking meds i wanna disappear
A tweet showing Nicolas Cage in a leopard print jacket and leather pants with the caption describing being drunk and hitting on a milf.
me 12 redbull vodkas deep and halfway thru an 8ball going up to the milf at the bar to ask if it's her 25th birthday
Meme featuring Prince Charles being poked in the chest with the text 'If you can poke Prince Charles in the chest like he's your bitch, you may be a Rothschild.'
If you can poke Prince Charles in the chest like he's your bitch, you may be a Rothschild.
This meme uses a scene from Spongebob to express a preference for lesbian porn over straight and LGBTQ porn.
Straight guys All of you, get out! LGBTQ Porn Except you, you stay. Lesbian Porn
A soyjak points out the absurdity of planning to live in a city and specialize in white-collar work when believing society will collapse from climate change.
absolutely - I believe 100% that society will collapse from climate change within 20 years. That's why my life plan is 1. live in a big city 2. specialise in white-collar or artistic work 3. cultivate 0 practical skills
A 4chan post uses a painting of the Kiss of Judas to question Judas's decision to betray Jesus, even if he wasn't the son of God, because he was still a high-level wizard.
>sees a guy perform straight up sorcery >betrays him Was Judas retarded? Even on the off chance he WASNT the son of God you're still messing with some high level wizard
A meme showing a woman sleeping with her mouth open, captioned with the text "How some of y'all gonna look when I become a ghost."
How some of y'all gonna look when I become a ghost
A meme comparing the outrageousness of a man's haircut to his name, Quindarious Gooch, who was arrested for unlawful possession of marijuana.
I'm not sure what's more outrageous the haircut or the name. QUINDARIOUS GOOCH. UNLAWFUL POSS. OF MARIJUANA
A meme comparing girls' hesitancy to invite someone they've known for a short time to boys who have bombed each other, using a photo of world leaders at the G20 Osaka Summit.
Girl 1: should we invite sara? Girl 2: No, we only know her for 6 months! Meanwhile Boys after bombing each other: G20 OSAKA SUMMIT 2019
A "Mom can we have" meme featuring neurotransmitters and the stress response.
MOM,CAN I HAVE NEUROTRANSMITTERS. NO,WE HAVE NEUROTRANSMITTERS AT HOME. serotonin, dopamine, NEUROTRANSMITTERS AT HOME. ADRENALINE, CORTISOL, STRESS RESPONSE
A meme featuring Walter White in a car with a tweet saying "DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS" in response to Starlink becoming available in Bangladesh.
ELONNN ELONNNNNNNNN DONT GIVE BANGLADESH INTERNET ACCESS ELONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Starlink now available in Bangladesh!
A meme suggesting that if Instagram existed during 9/11, women in New York would have taken selfies with the burning World Trade Center.
Every woman in New York, if Instagram existed during 9/11
A meme showing a man surprising a woman with a room full of guns instead of a house.
BABY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE MONEY WE SAVED TO BUY A HOUSE?
A tweet stating "In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story" with a screenshot of Tony Soprano.
nick @olasnic_ · 19h In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story. 159 10.1K 84.9K 2.8M
A billboard advertises ketamine as a treatment for depression, turning a sad face into a happy face.
Treatment Resistant DEPRESSION Ketamine CharlestonKetamineCenter.com Words cannot describe the billboard I just saw
A meme featuring a screenshot of Michael Scott on the phone with text about an attractive blonde Uber driver.
"HOLY SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE GIRL IS MY UBER DRIVER. YEAH NO TATTOOS OR ANYTHING. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
A screenshot of a Reddit post about someone making a Sim of themselves that only cries.
I once set up a Sim to have my exact life. The Sim spent all the time crying. :-/ I stopped playing after that.
A meme featuring Jesus approving of someone's sinful actions at a Chuck E Cheese parking lot.
Jesus watching me raw dog a married woman in the parking lot of a Chuck E Cheese while our kids play the games inside. Oh hell yeah these are the sins I died for
A tweet by Lewis Spears commenting on a FactPost tweet about RFK Jr. announcing a new 'disease registry' that will track Americans with autism, with Spears saying it already exists and is called Discord.
Lewis Spears @LewSpears This already exists it's called Discord FACT FactPost @factpostnews.3d RFK Jr. has announced a new 'disease registry' that will track Americans with autism.
A comic panel meme showing a goose asking what 3 in 4 homeless people are, and then yelling at a person labeled "Gynocentrists" that they are the 3/4 of homeless people.
1 IN 4 HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE WOMEN. So 3 in 4 homeless people are what? GYNOCENTRISTS. 3/4 HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE WHAT YOU MOTHERF*CKER??
A meme about the market regulating itself, depicting a KFC Cheetos sandwich and a Mountain Dew as the result.
"The market will regulate itself!" The market:
A meme showing a cat wearing a hard hat and holding a burrito and energy drink next to a food pyramid labeled "Caffeine" and "Microplastics", with the text "I'm on a very specific diet".
I'm on a very specific diet
A luxurious office with a city view at night is captioned with a humorous remark about the plants.
This and a girl with a bush
Harold Hides the Pain meme about finding a good meme and sending it to two friends.
When you find a good meme and send it to your two friends
A disturbing image of Winnie the Pooh demanding bee syrup from Piglet, followed by a series of apologetic text messages.
give me all of your bee syrup now. please dont take it from me my wife is pregnant. Fuck sorry. Wronge person. Plz ignore. Im normal i promise
A four-panel cartoon meme about a man who chooses playing FIFA video games over his girlfriend.
FIFA 21, FIFA 19, FIFA 17, FIFA 16, FIFA 15, FIFA 14, FIFA 13, FIFA 12, FIFA 11, FIFA 10, @_VEOANIME
A meme about an FBI agent developing a crush on the person they are surveilling because they like their memes.
When my FBI agent realizes she looks forward to my memes and has developed a crush on me
A smug Pepe the frog meme asking viewers to like, subscribe, and share.
Like Subscribe Share
A teddy bear looks nervously to the side after hearing that his girlfriend told her dad that he isn't scared of him.
When your girlfriend is arguing with her dad and she says "my boyfriend isn't scared of you!"
A man in a balaclava and camouflage jacket holds a rifle under text warning against making "redneck C4".
Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT inserty a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous.
A meme showing a man driving with the caption about taking ibuprofen and energy drinks, implying his organs are judging him.
my organs watching me take 800mg of ibuprofen on an empty stomach and chase it with 2 energy drinks
Meme depicting the illusion of free choice with the Chiefs and Eagles winning the Super Bowl leading to a rise in Philadelphia's crime rate.
The illusion... Chiefs win superbowl Eagles win superbowl ...of free choice. Philadelphia crime rate goes up
A girl tells the barista that her boyfriend asked for breast milk in his coffee, while holding hands with him.
Excuse Me, My boyfriend asked for breast milk in his coffee!
A couple looks at a journalist's surname ending in 'berg' and decides to check their early life section.
you see babe, this journalists surname ends with "berg", now let's see his "early life" section just to double check
A meme showing people standing in the aisle of a plane after landing, with text criticizing this behavior.
“if I stand up right when the plane lands, I can get off quicker" - these assholes
Squidward Tentacles with a bad haircut is used to represent far left liberal girls after a bad haircut.
How every far left liberal girl looks after getting the absolute worst haircut imaginable.
A meme featuring Omni-Man from Invincible, where he suspects his therapist is stealing his joke because she didn't laugh and started taking notes.
Me seeing the therapist not laugh at my joke and start taking notes. (She's stealing the joke)
A meme showing two people labeled as "Far Left" and "Far Right" shaking hands below the waist, with the handshake labeled as "Antisemitism".
FAR LEFT, FAR RIGHT, ANTISEMITISM
A Wojak vs Chad meme about enjoying both Kanye's music and his tweets.
You can't enjoy Kanye's music anymore, haven't you read his tweets?! Me enjoying both his music and his tweets:
A "Chad vs. Virgin" meme variation comparing a stereotypical "Chad" to a stereotypical "Bruce" (Australian).
The Chad. Laughs at Australlan's jokes because he is afraid of them. Got bashed by some blackcunts from him. Is a soft cunt. Bit of a sook. Cant handle the banter. Complains on twitter as soyboy commies burn his nations flag. The Bruce. Laughs at his own jokes because they are funny. Is a fukn sicko. Made all the diggers proud as he wore the nations flag as a cape and bashed some wogs. She'll be right mate until it isnt then its fucked. Glassed some cunt at the pub. Cant stay mad at the black fellas for too long coz they are cheeky buggers. Walks everywhere barefoot coz its a free country so fuck off
A Wojak variation expresses satisfaction at the thought of Ubisoft going bankrupt.
>tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go fucking bankrupt
A screenshot of a tweet defending someone's online behavior with the argument that they were 39 years old.
"Ok, I wouldn't necessarily have chosen the handle 'AryanAssRaper' and not made those kinds of death threats. But, Margaret, he was 39 when he wrote that. Don't you get to blow off a little steam at 39? Let's give the guy a break."
This meme uses a bell curve to illustrate how everything is reduced to a meme, with wojaks representing different points on the curve.
IF EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO A MEME NOTHING HAS VALUE ANYMORE. MONEY? A MEME RELIGION? A MEME FAMILY? A MEME LOVE? A MEME. CULTURE? A MEME WHEN EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO A MEME NOTHING IS LEFT. EVERYTHING IS JUST A MEME
A 'Beavis and Butthead' style cartoon meme about using a direct pick-up line.
When you're too busy to come up with a clever pick up line so you get straight to the point. Hey baby, want to touch my weiner?
A meme using the 'Get Out' movie screencap to illustrate the dilemma of choosing between flirting and stealing an unlocked bike.
WHEN YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH A GIRL BUT YOU SEE A BIKE WITH NO LOCK
A meme featuring a woman lying on a bed with the caption 'The girl from work he tells you not to worry about...'
The girl from work he tells you not to worry about...
A meme about divorced men setting their Tinder age range, featuring a photo of two women wearing jerseys with the numbers 54 and 19.
40 year old divorced dudes setting their tinder age range like
A meme showing a news headline about a Chicago man stealing guns with a toy dino grabber, paired with a drawing of someone using a toy grabber on a police officer's gun.
Chicago man arrested after repeatedly stealing guns off of officers using a toy dino grabber.
A meme about dropping hints while sightseeing, featuring a rock formation that resembles a ring.
When you take her sightseeing but you're also trying to drop clues
Two Barney Gumbles from The Simpsons point guns at each other, captioned with a joke about finding the person who writes bad code.
When you finally catch the person that's been writing bad code all the time
A photo of a store shelf still stocked with birthday party supplies long after the person's birthday in July.
this store still has happy birthday stuff out even though my birthday was back in july
Two Wojak frogs discuss the hypothetical scenario of Slavs working together to steal cars in Germany.
Imagine if instead of killing each other slavs worked together. We could steal every car in Germany in three days.
A meme comparing an average developer with a senior developer, contrasting a professional headshot with anime characters.
Average developer : var atpos=inputs[i].indexOf( var dotpos=inputs[i].lastIndexOf(" if (atpos<1 || dotpos
A muscular man with a chef hat and mustache is using a laptop, with a 4chan post about cooking being too important to be entrusted to women.
No. Don't be a "women should cook for me" misogynist. Be a "cooking is too important to be entrusted to women" misogynist. (It's Nietzschean.)
A meme showing a brain scan with a needle going through it, accompanied by the text "No Epstein Files."
No Epstein Files
A man wearing a t-shirt with Osama Bin Laden as a DJ is being checked by TSA at an airport.
My man is not coming onboard with ts on
A meme showing a drawing of a shape that is labeled as a square, but is not a square.
Behold a Square. A shape with four sides of equal length, with four right angles.
A stick figure comic depicting a setup and punchline, followed by comments of people repeating the punchline.
setup punchline Comments "punchline" I lost it when he said "punchline" Guy 1: "setup" Guy 2: "punchline" "punchline"
A meme about the look a couple gives you after buying you a drink, featuring a woman with large breasts and Kevin James.
When the couple you let buy you a drink start giving you this look...
A meme featuring a painting of a wizard with the text "You call it mentally ill, I call it ascended."
You call it mentally ill I call it ascended
A meme comparing childhood and adulthood views on the bartender in Star Wars, with the adult view being more discriminatory towards robots.
Me as a kid: “The bartender in Star Wars is a jerk! Who cares if they're robots?" Me as an adult: "Get that Al Clanker [hard R] shit outta here!" We don't serve their kind here.
A meme depicting a beaver dragging a tree branch across a road, humorously suggesting Canada is building a wall at the US border.
Canada begins construction on a wall at the Canada US border
A meme about a girl with a daddy kink being told to hold a flashlight still, implying a sexual situation.
The girl with a daddy kink when I tell her to hold the fucking flashlight still: