You can't enjoy Kanye's music anymore, haven't you read his tweets?! Me enjoying both his music and his tweets:
22 yr old Filipina single mom Some 63 yr old white dude wearing socks w/crocs His family in the US
When you finally catch the person that's been writing bad code all the time
“if I stand up right when the plane lands, I can get off quicker" - these assholes
lube companies after Diddy was found not guilty
Victoria's Secret hires their first down syndrome model, SIGH (ZIP)
IF EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO A MEME NOTHING HAS VALUE ANYMORE. MONEY? A MEME RELIGION? A MEME FAMILY? A MEME LOVE? A MEME. CULTURE? A MEME WHEN EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO A MEME NOTHING IS LEFT. EVERYTHING IS JUST A MEME
When you finally meet your internet friends irl
Coworker: hey, want to see pictures of my kids from the Memorial Day weekend? Me: sure, just a sec..
THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!! we clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
When she finds out you have a meme page
REPUBLICANS WILL BE EXPOSED BY THIS TOO! GOOD.
My girlfriend: I have had the most stressful day ever. Me: I've got just the thing for that!
The girl from work he tells you not to worry about...
You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... What? Pastels?
Me: ok I've been censored and shadowbanned enough this year I'm just gonna lay low for a while. Me 5 minutes later: Actually I got another thing to say about ancient pedophile cult
Behold a Square. A shape with four sides of equal length, with four right angles.
do beavers even know what they're doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think "absolutely not"
love to hear, "Because it came from CHY-NAH"
When you finally get ahold of the Ukrainian plug who can get quad tubes 75% off.
I need the Fanta girl to piss in my mouth :3 None of you are seeing heaven.
I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday. I never hire anyone. But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to. I make $300 a day in passive income with this method
Gentlemen, it is with great regret and displeasure to inform you that Women
FIFA 21, FIFA 19, FIFA 17, FIFA 16, FIFA 15, FIFA 14, FIFA 13, FIFA 12, FIFA 11, FIFA 10, @_VEOANIME
WHEN YOU FINALLY MEET YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS
Nigga gave her a health bar I'm crying. I renamed her "❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" and everytime she makes a mistake I'm removing a heart until it's done for good. Don't got time to lose in 2025
Tyrone tht white girl will never love u more than she loves that dog. It'll never work out. Do u even like Starbucks?
when people are discussing world events but you ain't seen a meme about it yet. What the fuck are these people talking about?
Excuse me, you need a license to be that cute. You're way over the legal limit. I'm gonna need to see some registration. Oh, no! I'm sorry officer. I seem to have left my purse at home. I don't have my license or registration. POW POW POW POW *Reload* POW POW POW POW
Imagine if instead of killing each other slavs worked together. We could steal every car in Germany in three days.
Me seeing the therapist not laugh at my joke and start taking notes. (She's stealing the joke)
Kanye fans that like his music. Kanye fans that just like his racism
My man is not coming onboard with ts on
THIS GULF IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN
What girls smelled like in the 90s. SUN-RIPENED RASPBERRY Body Splash With Moisturizing Aloe Vera 7.8 FL OZ/230 ml e Bath & Body Works FILTER CIGARETTES Marlboro SMOOTH ORIGINAL FLAVOR
Like if a girl can be a GAMER DON'T HOLD THEM LIKE THAT!!!
Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Don't settle for anything less kings
are you a CEO? because i'd like to take you out <3 to: from:
>tfw lived long enough to see Ubisoft go fucking bankrupt
King Charles is launching his own Apple Music radio show to showcase his favorite music. Whether you're a peasant or a king the urge to make a podcast burns like a thousand suns within all of us men
- And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? - مدقة الربع مع الجبن
Me: there's no way we live in a simulation. Person: have you ever seen your neighbor bringing in groceries? Me:
How dudes be smiling at you when they find your mom's OF account
TV came with a whole living room set 💯
EVERY TIME I HEAR PAM BONDI SAY SOMETHING Impressive, very nice. Now let's see the Epstein Files.
when u go thru a light as it's turning red and u noticed the car behind you went too and you like "y'all wild lmao"
Canada begins construction on a wall at the Canada US border
After Putin call, Trump says negotiations to eradicate Disney adults have begun.
You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Oblivion on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2025
Never ask a White Supremacist The race of his girlfriend
When WWIII is about to kick off and you've got to dust off the two time world champ
Waitress: let me get this mess out of your way. Me: I already called her an Uber, but thanks anyways
when the sex was so good you accidentally say "i love you"... & she said it back now you in a relationship
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
We never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry
Made friends with this guy before the movie started just in case
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe we've seen eclipses on earth, so here's an eclipse from mars. this is mars's moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
>sees a guy perform straight up sorcery >betrays him Was Judas retarded? Even on the off chance he WASNT the son of God you're still messing with some high level wizard
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrunp Everyone's hating on me but I didn't see anyone else trying to help Kevin find the lobby
The guy who picked on me in high school and then became a millionaire just came into McDonald's and I shorted him on his fries. Checkmate Justin, you fucking loser.
When you take her sightseeing but you're also trying to drop clues
A freaky 7 is hotter than a 10 who only does missionary CHANGE MY MIND
"I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE SO LOW" "Casual sex and masturbation is healthy" "Pfff tap water's free, why would anyone pay for a filter or bottled water?" "Polyester underwear is fine"
Women: Omg, men can't find the clitoris A dick after a woman's handjob:
TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS, LOL
Daughter: Can we get McDonald's? Me at 35: We have food at ho...
The White House @WhiteHouse Wheels up. Adam Carlson @admcrlsn The person that runs this social media account isn't seeing heaven
The Masculine Daydream where you stay behind to hold off a pursuing force while your loved ones escape.
nick @olasnic_ · 19h In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story. 159 10.1K 84.9K 2.8M
You can't do it freehand. I can and I will. when you put it in without using your hand DICK WARLOCK STUNT COORDINATOR
When you realize you can freely drive around with swastikas on your Tesla and people will just assume it got vandalized.
IRA HAS WEAPOS OF MASS DESTRUCTIO WHEELOF FORTUNE PLACE Hey, I've seen this one! MAKEAM GREAT M What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of clay and rocks down there. don't bother.", SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME!, GUESS ILL THROW THIS OL' TIME-WASTER AWAY THEN EXCEPT..., THIRTY FEET DOWN, Sandy Loam: Who is she?, WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS?, oh, did some one lose this?, it's called "bed" rock because it keeps you ASLEEP
They say goths are the scary ones but women who dress like this scare me 100000x more
You can upgrade one organ in your body. What's it do now? well since i was born deaf, you could imagine that it's an easy answer for me. i would love to have a bigger dick
You call it mentally ill I call it ascended
Spectra (new account) @spectraimsim. 20h thinking about how David Lynch was perpetually unable to find funding for any of his new projects before he died. DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 2d First trailer for 'SNEAKS', starring Anthony Mackie and Chloe Bailey as a pair of sneakers who get separated from each other. In theaters on April 18.
born too late to: born too early to: born just in time to: workday in
when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times
"Sir, we've shifted some members of delta to your security detail." Hegseth: How are their racks? "Sir? They're very lean. These men are the best in the business." Hegseth: Men? "Yes sir.." Hegseth: Cute blondes that look like twins. Immediately. "Sir, please." Hegseth: Tight asses, real hardbodies. No twerk butts. Yeah, we're back.
my memes you guys
I thought isreal and iran were the same thing
The 32 year old VOOTER. "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! It is your civic dooty!!" Thinks his voot makes a difference and actually changes anything. vooted for over 14 years already, nothing changed. "OOOHHHH YEAH, I'M VOOOOTIN!!!!" Thinks vooting is the solution to the world's problems when it hasn't even solved anything in his own country. "Give me the ability to voot and I'll never revolt." Housing? basic necessities? nah just need voooooting. Still foolishly thinks "the people have the power!" like a child. Has no goals, thoughts or ideas beyond what the media or US government alphabet agencies spoon-feeds him.
Your King name: All letters of your first name + All letters of your last name
I'm on a very specific diet
Average developer : var atpos=inputs[i].indexOf( var dotpos=inputs[i].lastIndexOf(" if (atpos<1 || dotpos
I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand..
Mom: iF aLL yOuR frEiNds jUMpeD oFF a cLiFF wOUld yoU?! 10 y/o me Current me
Would you fuck your friends for $10 Billion? My homie. Me soon to be a multibillionare
I DEMAND BETTER PAY THAN JOHN! EQUALITY FOR WOMEN NOW! YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED NOR YOU BEEN WITH ME COMPANY AS LONG EARN THE SAME... STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS YOU SEXIST PIG! WAIT, WHAAA? YOU'RE PAYING, RIGHT? OR WHAT? ARE YOU NOT A MAN?
Treatment Resistant DEPRESSION Ketamine CharlestonKetamineCenter.com Words cannot describe the billboard I just saw
Parents: you should be saving money for the future. The future:
The girl with a daddy kink when I tell her to hold the fucking flashlight still: